[Verse 1]
Don’t think I can get all of my bills paid
It’s been eight months since I was laid
I feel so broke down and busted
Like Jimmy Carter I’ve lusted
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink
[Verse 2]
Some people say I should get drunk and screw
But if I did that chunks would spew
Can’t imagine life gettin’ better
I just got a Dear John letter
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink
[Chorus]
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink
I’ll be so polluted I can’t think
Where I wake up only sweet Jesus knows
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink
[Verse 3]
I lost my job just the other day
The bank done took my truck away
Every day I keep gettin’ madder
If I don’t whiz soon I’ll burst my bladder
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink
[Verse 4]
Can’t believe my dog up and died
I laid in bed and cried and cried
Didn’t know what else I could do
So I fondled myself ’til I blew
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink
[Chorus]
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink
I’ll be so polluted I can’t think
Where I wake up only sweet Jesus knows
Think I’ll just get drunk and drink