[Verse 1]
We seemed to have so much in common
As we came into each other’s lives
Quelle surprise
Talking movies over curry and ramen
You’re not the first one to arise
I apologize
[Pre-Chorus 1]
But the ones
I ignore
Are like you
From before
They don’t ask
Where I am
Anymore
[Chorus 1]
I’ll abandon you
Like I always do
You’ll never hear from me again
But for now, we’re friends
[Verse 2]
You’re really such a happening guy
And you’ve yеt to say I’m fat
Coup d’etat
You even look mе in the eye
That’s such a fresh change of pace
I can’t imagine that
[Pre-Chorus 2]
You’re so tall
And I’m fat
And you’re smart
Not as smart
As is me
I’ll probably bore
Of your talk
[Chorus 2]
You are kind of okay
But I’ll be goin’ away
Because with my history I tend
To friends away send
[Verse 3]
With all the time we’ve had together
Our rapport is in descent
Dénouement
I knew it wouldn’t last forever
Perhaps you won’t expect to relent
Not exactly my intent
[Pre-Chorus 3]
But I know
From the past
Evidence
It won’t last
I won’t push
You away
It just works
On its own
Then one day
You will call
I won’t answer at all
Message sent
And received
Wave goodbye
[Bridge]
Having quite a penchant for severing ties
Enough to warrant full avoidance here on out
Ask me for my promise and I’ll give you lies
Mistaking me for someone who remains devout
[Chorus 3]
I’m obsessed with you
We’ll have a month or two
And then you’ll never see my face again
I’ll abandon you
Like I always do
You’ll never hear from me again
But for now, we’re friends
[Outro]
That’s how this ends