Video Im The Manager Of A Convenience Store de Alan Greene Nsk 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Greene Nsk - Im The Manager Of A Convenience Store Lyrics

[Intro]
(I think we can agree that a dollar bill is worth more if it's not soaked in urine)

[Verse 1]
I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(Alright, if you can tell me which of these things is money, you got yourself a job)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(Yes, sir, that pack of cigarettes does cost $8.19)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(You want how many lottery tickets?)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager
(You kids better not be stealing my candy!)

[Chorus]
Я заведующий магазинчикам
Я заведующий

(I respect your right not to wear shoes, but in my store you need to use your hands to select a hot dog)
(Congratulations, you are the first customer ever to ask me if you can pay for that later)
(Hot coffee is fresh coffee, it’s the same thing)
(No, I didn’t make a mistake, a box of cereal and a candy bar costs $9.12)
(I am the boss, get out of my store!)

[Verse 2]
I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(Do you know what a social moré is?)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(No, I don’t have change for a hundred)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager
(Didn’t you buy a carton of cigarettes here yesterday?)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(I’ll tell you what: spit out what’s in your mouth now, and we’ll call it even)

[Chorus]
Я заведующий магазинчикам
Я заведующий

(Buying a single can of Four Loco does not grant you a private bathroom key, I’m sorry)
(But you were only convicted once?)
(The Pringles section is very popular with serial masturbators, I suggest you start there)
(I think we can agree that that stack of newspapers is now officially ruined)
(If that toilet clogs one more time I’m closing it to the public)
(God, does this job suck)

[Verse 3]
I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(I’m sorry, but we no longer sell rolling papers)
I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(That's not really what I had in mind when I said you could work here)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(No, there are no free refills on that, now get outta my store!)

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(Well, now you've done it)

[Chorus]
Я заведующий магазинчикам

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

Я заведующий магазинчикам

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

Я заведующий магазинчикам

I’m the manager
Of a convenience store
Yes, I’m the manager

(No, it’s fine, I don’t need to see your ID, your Transformers wallet tells me all I need to know)