I mean, Katie could've been the oneI took her home, she met the famBut she got a little too drunkSlapped my mom and hit on my dadAnd Libby liked to fool aroundBut not just with me, the entire townThat's why before you picked me upI never thought I'd settle downYeah, and now I knowYou're nothing like those other girlsThat come and goAnd like that I'm never looking back'Cause they're all history to me nowI'm dropping anchor and locking downThere's plenty more in the seaBut they don't matter to me'Cause you're the one thing I'm all aboutI got a keeperMy girl's a keeperBecky was the queen of the sceneJust like a dream, I got it badThen she tried to tell me that the Beatles suckAnd that her favorite band was NickelbackYou can drive me nutsBut you're the only kind of crazy that I love to loveNot like those lunatics, I'm over themAnd even though you like those gossip magazinesBout the crappy people doing trashy thingsAnd when you drink wine you leave the TV onJust one glass, in you're good as goneLike a cover girl you're working hardMaxing out my credit cardsI would never change a thingAnd I could never leave herWhen you know you knowAnd I know my girl's a keeper