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It's not that you're not in my armsAin't that smile on your faceGuess the hardest partIs knowing who's there in my placeGirl, you're the type that could get what you likeSo, everyone's wondering why you're dating a dickYou should end this before it gets hardYou're dating a dick, he's just gonna tear you apartAnd fill you with doubt, you've gotta pull outSwallow your pride and admit you're dating a dickWhen you're out on the townHe ain't holding you close (What a dick)And he's never aroundWhen you need him the mostGirl, it's so obviousThere's just no way that I was the first to say that guy is a dongYou're dating a dickDarling, it ain't gonna lastYou're dating a dickAnd dicks always give you the shaftYou've taken enoughHe can't keep it upSwallow your pride and admitYou're dating a dickHe always hangs with his boysDrives you nuts and annoys youHe'll just disappointWhen he's done you'll be like(Wow... That's it? - Yeah girl, that's what you get.)When you're dating a dickSo, run if he's coming your wayYou're dating a dickBefore it blows up in your faceAnd fills you with doubt, you've got to pull outSwallow your pride and admitYou're dating a dick