I know you like to think you found the oneAnd it must be, finally, gotta be loveBut you're probably not and probably didn'tJust saying, that Snapchat text back game you're playing startsWith show me yours and I'll show you mineAnd then a couple screen shots end up onlineAnd those dick pics, and titty snapsHave all gone viral on the internet, tightNaked pictures sound like funUntil you break up and they make their way to everyoneAnd all of the creepersCranking it, spanking it, and passing them onPosting it, showing it, and blowing them upDon't take those pictures like you doOf you in your birthday suitTalking that Vijay-jay vision with a nipple lick flickA cock shop, a ball drop, or baby, just the tip'Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quickerA picture of dat ass on the front page of FlickrNSFW, more like anywhereI tried my best to warn you but you didn't careAwkward pose, bad lights, slight bendLeave it to the pros y'all, you should never sendBest case scenario, pictures of your scary 'ol faceNever make it to the wrong handsThe inverse is the whole universe sees you shake your holiday hamsBackground check for the perfect jobBut the Google search shows your Tig ol'bitties or dongThere's a booty smack screen cap going aroundAnd you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down(Well... That's what your junk looks like. So I guess there's that)Naked pictures sound like funUntil you break up and they make their way back to your momAnd all of the creepersCranking it, spanking it, and passing them onPosting it, showing it, and blowing them upDon't take them pictures like you doOf you in your birthday suit