My dick don't stand
like a fat kid in Pe
The only time it's active's
when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even
if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying
cuz I'm limper than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard cock
is on my wish list
My dick is so small
these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck y'all
Shiit, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't
lying like Pinocchio
Sorry, Geppetto, how could
anybody pull strings
This puppet ain't even made of Wood (ha-haa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect then hop off my dick
Ironically, I go hard