Let me tell you about a thing or two
If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru
Or do some gay shit
like Ron fucking Harry Potter with a broom
Anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea
cause I love the Poon
(No? Fuck)
They call me Mr. Fantastic
Ass kicked rapper nasty blasting sticky mass in ass
and other fat things
"Smoking blunts was a daily routine. "
And that's a bad impression of Biggie
"But I don't mean any disrespect. "
Yo, I'm so fucking slick that Slick Ricky
would slit his wrist and insist
that I should be the slickest bitch
since the genesis "Since the genesis? "
Yeah since the genesis
Cause I'm the bestestest at good grammar
in these sentences
[faintly] ("fucking idiot")
Yo I'm cramming verbs like the Sats
Ese please
I got a really long diss for you I call an essay tease
You didn't get the joke
so I guess you're a special needs student
Ya'll are fake dicks dildos with no lubricants
Ha
I'm not the brightest man
but like the slightest bite of hepatitis can
Inflate a cell with viral livers that's me cause I'm viral man
[unintelligible gibberish]
So do you feel high?
I swear I'm fucking with more bonds than Bill Nye
H 2 the O with stilettos now that's a high tide
Call me Billy Mays cause I'm still living in 1999