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Pink Guy - I Will Get A Vasectomy Lyrics

I Will Get A Vasectomy Song Lyrics
I Will Get A Vasectomy by Pink Guy [Intro]
I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen
[Verse 1]
Why, are kids so f**king stupid?
Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough?
I try, to empathize with teens
Because when I was younger I was stupid too-too-too (It’s true)
But then I realized, that I was never this stupid
My friends were never this stupid, y’all are just dense-dense-dense
Like damn, I’m really, really concerned
I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon (Just f**king beat them already)
I was being ironic man, what a f**king loser. Do you have-
[Verse 2]
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
But the same ten jokes in a row, that’s just not okay-okay-okay
Like damn, is that all you can come up with?
If you’re gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we’re dead serious)
If you’re under seventeen, please don’t ever talk to me
You think this is part of the act, but please don’t come near me
[Outro]
Dude, get a load of this guy! He’s never heard of irony before! What a f**king loser dude!
Jimmy it’s past your bedtime
Dad no
It’s past your bedtime, get back to bed
I was just being ironic
I don’t care
No dad please
No, you’re being a piece of sh*t, take these spanks you little b**ch
Daddy please, daddy please
Who do you think you are? who the f**k do you think you are? Talking to people on the internet like you’re some piece of sh*t, calling irony
I was just being ironic
Take these f**king spanks you dumbass kid. I should’ve never given birth to you, you piece of sh*t. Take that, I’m out of here son
I was being ironic
If I should even call you son
Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before?
I was just kidding, that crying was ironic, i wasn’t actually crying
What the f**k did you just say? You want me to come back here? Huh?
Nothing daddy
That’s what I f**king thought, go back to bed, it’s nine PM