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[Part I: Timothée's Monologue]

[Intro]
Ladies and Gentleman, Timothée Chalamet!

[Cheers and applause]

[Monologue: Timothée Chalamet]
Oh, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. It is great to be here. It's my second time hosting "Saturday Night Live." But in a lot of ways, it feels like my first time because the last time was during Covid, and that was just weird. I was wearing a mask the whole week. I don't think Lauren Michaels knew who I was. Kept calling me Wynona. But I do feel lucky to be hosting after the S.A.G. strike ended. Because I've been told two days ago, and I know this is what we were were all thinking about, actors couldn't talk about their movies. Only thing I was allowed to talk about was that I have a commercial coming out. It's an ad for a perfume directed by Martin Scorsese. And let me tell you, when you get that call that Martin Scorsese wants to direct you. The first thing you think is: "Man, I really hope it's a perfume commercial". Now the strike is over, and it's like we're all returning to this magical world. Where actors can once again talk about their projects
Come with me, and you'll be in a world of shameless self-promotion
It's okay, I can say --
That my new film Wonka is out in theaters December 15th. Fandango key word: "Hugh Grant"
Fandango.com
Key word: "Damn Hugh Grant got that Oompah Loompah dump truck"
If you wanna view a three and a half hour film, go see Killers of the Flower Moon
Or just wait for part two of Dune, just make sure before to use the bathroom
You know, after spending 118 days thinking about AI, it is so refreshing to be here amongst real human beings
Oh, you smell great
Thank you
You seem like you have secrets
But thanks to the new S.A.G. deal, TV shows can't just use AI to make the crowd look bigger than it actually is
Ain't that right people in the bleachers? (Woo!)
Look, the really important thing is the return of America's favorite industry, Hollywood
It's all done, and we won, no more news of S.A.G. --
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, Marcello, what's up?
That old-timey stuff is cute and everything, but I was just thinking, and you and I actually have a lot in common
Do we?
Yeah
You're a big huge movie star, and I'm on my second season of SNL
Oh, yeah
Okay
But there is something else that we have in common
That's right
Right
We both have a baby face
That's correct
Let's talk to them, right?
Let's do it
Okay
[Part II: I Got A Baby Face]

[Intro: Timothée & Marcello]
This song is dedicated to all the baby face dudes out there
Shoutout Justin Bieber, shoutout Bruno Mars lil' ass
Ay, check it, listen

[Chorus: Both]
I got a baby face, but my hips don't lie
Say I'm a bad kid, bitch I'm a bad guy
I got a baby face, but I'm hung like my Dad
Trust me baby, this be the best you ever had

[Verse 1: Timothée & Marcello]
I got a face like a youngin but the body of a dude
So hide your wife, hide your grandma too
Childlike demeanor but I'm full grown
I got trapped in the boobies, call my ass Home Alone
I got a baby face and a Roth IRA
I took her out to Dennys and my ass ate for free
Yeah, me and your girl have funsie, and right after I pay, she want to see me in a onesie

[Chorus: Both]
I got a baby face, yeah, I look real shy
Say I'm a bad kid, bitch, I'm a bad guy
I got a baby face, and your girl at my crib
Trust me baby, I eat the booty with a bib
[Verse 2: Marcello & Timothée, Both]
I smoke, I go to court, I gamble, I got divorced
Face saying Gerber, dong say horse
I do my taxes on my own, nobody do it for me
But before we go sleep, we need a bedtime story

[Verse 3: Punki Minaj]
Woke up in the morning, little man in up my sheets
I thought he was a kid, I had to check his ID
I cannot believe this little guy is 33
That was close, woo, [?]
'Cause at the bar, he was cute, he was shy, he was nice
But bitch, found out my man went to jail twice
I'm in love, 'cause I know that he a boss
And I do what he say and I do what he want

[Bridge: Kenan & Timothée]
Woah, y'all really going to do a baby face song without your boy?
Okay, okay
Alright, alright, my bad, Kenan
Why don't you spit something?
Oh, you mean like this?

[Verse 4: Kenan]
Yo, yo, I've had this face since Kenan and Kel
I age like a vampire, I age like Pharrell
All my life, I've been a cutie on TV
They think I'm 19 but I'm really 63
[Chorus: All]
I got a baby face, but my hips don't lie
Say I'm a bad kid, bitch I'm a bad guy
I got a baby face, but I'm thick like my Dad
Trust me, baby, this be the best you ever had

[Outro: Timothée]
We got a great show for you tonight, Boygenius is in the building
Stick around we'll be right back, let's go!