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WIFE GAME SHOW - Tina/Amy/Vanessa/Aidy/Taran/Bobby/Kenan/Leslie/Extras/Higgns V.O.



(OPEN ON: "THIS IS YOUR LIFE"

GAME SHOW SET. THREE CONTESTANTS

AT PODIUMS IN DIM LIGHTING)

(MUSIC: DRAMATIC)


(CUT TO: BOBBY IN DARK)

HIGGINS (V.O.)

He's a professor from Alexandria, Virginia.


(CUT TO: TARAN)

HIGGINS (V.O.)
He’s a software engineer from Palo Alto, California.

(CUT TO: KENAN)
And he's a financial analyst in Boston, Massachusetts.
(CUT TO: SET)

HIGGINS (V.O.)
They may not know it yet, but they're

all guests on America’s favorite new show:

(SUPER STILL: MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE)


ALL (V.O.)

Meet! Your Second! Wife!

[CHEERING]

(AMY AND TINA AS HOSTS)

TINA: Hello and welcome to
"Meet Your Second Wife."

AMY: We're your hosts.

I'm Helen Walsh.
TINA: And I'm Tina Fey.

AMY: And this is the only show where
happily married men get a chance
to meet the person who will one
day bеcome: their second wifе.

TINA: You guys excited?

KENAN: ...Um?

AMY: Great! Let's meet our first
contestant, Brian from Alexandria.

BOBBY: Wait, I'm sorry.

What is this show now?

TINA FEY: You'll see.

Now, I understand your lovely wife

Samantha is in the audience today.

VANESSA: Yay Brian.
TINA FEY: She seems great.

For now.

AMY: But Brian, let's meet your second wife.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This is Hannah.

Hannah is currently an eighth grade student

at Wellington Middle School.

But one day, years in the future,

she will be your second wife.

BOBBY: That’s impossible.

I love my wife.

She supported me while I’ve been writing my novel, so.

TINA FEY: But what if I told you in a few years,

one of your novels becomes a surprise bestseller

and it's even optioned for a movie?

BOBBY: Mm, yeah.

Then yeah, no, I get it now.

TINA FEY: Do you have any questions

for your second wife, Brian?

BOBBY: Sure.

Hi.

What kind of things are you interested in?

HANNAH: Horses.

BOBBY: Horses.

Yeah.

Yeah, horses are cool.

OK.

Well, I guess I’ll see you again in 20 years.

TINA FEY: Actually it's seven.

Next, is Steve from Palo Alto.

AMY: Excited to be here Steve?

TARAN: I was before.

But now I'm not.

AMY: Great.

I understand your wife Elaine is here also.

ELAINE: I thought this was a home makeover show.

TINA FEY: In a way, it is.

AMY: OK, Steve.

Let's meet your second wife.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This is Stacy.

TARAN: Oh no.

AMY: How many years old are you Stacey?

TINA FEY: That is five fingers.

I believe she’s trying to say she's five.

AMY: Well, Stacy may still be learning her numbers.

But one day, she will be your second wife.

TINA FEY: What's going to happen is,

Stacy will apply for an internship at your company.

AMY: Which she will hear about from a college

roommate who is also, you guessed it, your daughter.

TARAN: I mean, that's kind of nice right?

At least then, my daughter and she can stay friends?

TINA FEY: Oh yeah.

Your daughter is going to love it.

TARAN: I'm sorry.

This is ridiculous.

I am not leaving Elaine.

TINA FEY: You're right.

You won't.

Sadly, Elaine will pass away in a tragic kayaking accident.

AIDY: What?

AMY: Sorry Elaine.

We don't make the future.

We just know it.

TINA FEY: Next up, we've got Toby from Boston.

AMY: And Toby, you're here tonight

with your wife of 20 years, Deanna.

KENAN: That's right.

Hey baby.

TINA FEY: OK, Toby.

Let's meet your second wife.

KENAN: Don't be white.

Don't be white.

Don't be white.

Don't be white.

Oh!

Son of a--

LESLIE: You a dead man, Toby.

TINA FEY: Toby, this is Alicia.

She is currently a sophomore at Rutgers.

KENAN: Well, that's not that bad.

I mean, the other ones were younger, right?

AMY: Slow down.

See Alicia has a serious boyfriend.

And she just found out she's three months pregnant with, you

guessed it, your second wife.

TINA FEY: Let's show Toby the sonogram.

[YELLING]

AMY: Already a beauty.

KENAN: Uh, quick question.

Does the show provide overnight lodging

where I can stay indefinitely?

AMY: No, but all of today's contestants

are going home with a fabulous prize.

Oh, a new kayak!

AIDY: I know I shouldn't, but they're so fun.

TINA FEY: Well, that's all the time we have.

AMY: Join us next time on--

-Meet Your Second Wife!

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]