You had plastic surgery before it was cool.
When it was done with a toothbrush,
A beach shovel, pooper-scooper, and dog hair.
The same methods are still used on Anna Nicole.
No longer the modern day Hood,
Just a bum in a good suit.
Movies and street corners people claimed to see you on,
Fooling the pork without even trying.
Your old face used to have associations,
With running boards and Tommys.
Red dresses are all that you’ll be linked with now.