Download our album straight from the site!
Spread it on the interweb,
We aren’t losing any money,
We’re too stupid to be on a label.
That’s right, download it from me,
Reaperwheatz and RETPanda have all the warez you need.
*Siren*
Hold it right there! FBI!
File sharing is illegal,
We’re just a scam to bring it all down.
You’re 13, you understand copyright law,
And have a source of income.
You’re worth the tax money,
For our judicial system to process your blooming puberty brain.
Artists make all of their money from CD sales,
Not touring you stupid Vietnamese prostitute.
Downloading movies promotes terrorism,
Every time you download Die Hard,
Terrorists kill one head of a major Asian company.
You go to jail for long time.
Porno, well that’s okay because
All major companies worldwide invest 401ks in it.