When one thing is cutting edge,
It’s dead-fully sharp.
They’ve always warned up about paint thinners,
But never got the other household demon.
There’s a new fad on the street,
Squeeze a drop into your eye,
And one in your ear,
Then cut the rest up,
And snort harder than ever before.
Corner Store on Main,
Super Market on Fifth,
All have your fix.
Forget glue, forget dishwashing fluid,
Forget solvents, forget aerosols.
This will create more cigarette burns
On your brain
Than a shit demon of the south.
For only $1.75 this is available to you.
No resisting diabetic arrest,
Illegal possession,
Or smoking candy cigarettes under the influence charges.
Do it while sitting in your driveway,
So old people can salivate and stare.