[Part 1]
I'm sorry but I have to confess
There are things in this world that are – sadly cool
Cars pollute the air, the earth is in distress
But a new fancy ride is – sadly cool
I nibble on a pencil, Mom says, "Don't do that!"
But it relaxes me – sadly cool
Diagnosis psychosis, I don't really care
A joint before I get up is – sadly cool
"Get rid of nuclear!" you hear them cry
I charge my smartphone – sadly cool
Finally got a job, have to wake up at dawn
But I get drunk at the bar – sadly cool
My teeth are brown, it doesn’t hurt yet
I don’t see the dentist – sadly cool
I decorate my drunk friends
It's kind of mean but – sadly cool
[Pre-Hook 1]
Bad for the kids, bad for the North Sea
Bad for the mind – but sadly cool!
Bad for your karma, bad for the future
Bad for your job – but sadly cool!
[Hook]
Don't pretend, you like it too
I’m a part of you
Look around, just take a glance
They're just like us too
Don't pretend, you like it too
I’m a part of you
Look around, just take a glance
Take a glance, take a glance
[Part 2]
Out with the books, out with the shelf
My new flat screen – sadly cool
The bank sends a bill, I don't open it
I throw it in the trash – sadly cool
I wake up in the morning, coffee tastes great
Then I go back to bed – sadly cool
I can't see a thing, it's dark everywhere
But sunglasses in the club are – sadly cool
Deichkind's album wasn't my thing
But their shows are – sadly cool
Oh God, who's that next to me in bed?
I guess last night was – sadly cool
LEDs under bed, LEDs in cabinet
LEDs under sofa – sadly cool
A dragon and a warrior fighting on a hill
An airbrush painting – sadly cool
[Pre-Hook 2]
Bad for the rating, bad for the chord
Bad for my quad – but sadly cool!
Bad for the plans, bad for the belly
Bad for the plot – but sadly cool!
[Hook]
Don't pretend, you like it too
I’m a part of you
Look around, just take a glance
They're just like us too
Don't pretend, you like it too
I’m a part of you
Look around, just take a glance
Take a glance, take a glance
[Part 3]
I like to watch a lot, I like to watch long
Do you know Judge Judy? – sadly cool
I can't afford it, everything on credit
My card’s burning – sadly cool
I wave at the vegan
With my mouth full of meat ... yum! – sadly cool
Oh, my cat – she is dead now
But three days of partying were – sadly cool
Stop thinking, turn off your brain
Follow your instincts – sadly cool
I want a burger, want some boobs
Want a beer – sadly cool
Little children’s hands make nice shoes
My new sneakers are – sadly cool
In this song nothing rhymed at all
No one noticed – sadly cool
[Hook]
Don't pretend, you like it too
I’m a part of you
Look around, just take a glance
They're just like us too
Don't pretend, you like it too
I’m a part of you
Look around, just take a glance
Take a glance, take a glance
[Outro]
Sadly cool! Sadly cool!
Bad for the hot tub, bad for the truth
Bad for the wok
Bad for the Greeks, bad for the GEMA
Bad for your god