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Achampnator - Shit Dont Happen Itself Lyrics

(Hey) Shit don't happen itself (Hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again

Yeah, whenever the sun goes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas
And think to myself: shit doesn't happen by itself (hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again
Yeah, whenever the sun goes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas ( Yo )

[Part 1: Vincent]
Jo, even in kindergarten I only drank my Coke with Mentos (Hey)
Gave my teachers headshots with the Nerf gun
I've always been the end boss in fucking around (hey)
Thanks to the police for the fan mail
Foam party with the fire extinguisher (Hey)
And you get in a bad mood like from German weather

You say I'm too old for that bullshit (Hey)
But only my ID says I´m grown up


[ Pre hook: Vincent]
I´m in one of one's moods (hey)
Twenty-four hours
Just shut up (hey)
I did never succeeded
[Hook: Children's Choir & Dag]
Shit don't happen by itself (Hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again
Yeah, whenever the sun goes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas

And think to myself: shit doesn't happen by itself (hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again
Yeah, whenever the sun goes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas (Ah)

[Part 2: Da g ]
This ain't no midlife crisis, I just don't wanna be grown up (Hey)
Still hopping the stripes on the paving stone
Still chair rocking, always just fooling around (Hey)
I turned twelve and then just grew
And I see something you don't see: I don't accept it (hey)
It's just not my style to be perfect
And I don't know what I want to be one day (hey)
All of my role models and heroes were cartoons

Ye ah , I ´m calculating without plutimication (Hey)
I don't need a coach for my motivation
I'm constantly electrified , wounder that I even sit (hey)
It's just because I smoke weed all day
[Hook: Children's Choir]
Shit don't happen by itself (Hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again
Yeah, whenever the sun goes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas
And think to myself: shit doesn't happen by itself (hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again
Yeah, whenever the sun g oes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas

[Part 3: Mike]
I won't let somebody say I'm bor ing (Hey)
Through my hobbies in conflicts with the state power
Because they have a paragraph for every little joke (Oh man! Hey)
Because what I do isn't shit, it's a crime, blah blah
Turning fucking around into gold , the night madness (Hey)
More bargains than it´s ok (Yes), I'll capture the flag (Yes)
Everyone sleeping, I'm the idiot who`s awake
And only do nonsense in the shadow of the night (Hey)
Whoever sleeps is running, man, or missing something
Successful evening, ends up in jail


[Part 4: Shneezin ]

If the vodka isn't enough to preparty (hey)
Garbage cans burn very nice , too
It's getting dark, hold my beer, boy, I've got an idea (hey)
Do you still have the missile defense system in the basement?
I gave up the behavior a long time ago (hey)
I can only fuck up, otherwise I have no talent at all
Nicely poured a glass from the bottle with the skull (Hey)
Just , because I thought that would be such a tasty pirate drink ( Arrr )
[Hook: Children's Choir]
Shit don't happen by itself (Hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again
Yeah, whenever the sun goes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas

And think to myself: shit doesn't happen by itself (hey)
I'm sitting at home and I'm bored again
Yeah, whenever the sun goes down (Hey)
I somehow get stupid ideas

[Outro]
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