Video Egg Men de The Alchemist 2025 Hip Hop Lyrics

The Alchemist - Egg Men Lyrics

[Hook]
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob

[Verse 1: Evidence]
(Weed is good)
Weed is good and weed is great
But if you don't grow marijuana, weed ain't free
And if you don't know a dealer who will front you trees
And you're currently broke, you might go the extremes
Doing the oddest of things
Like paying visits to a pawn shop to cop more leaves
And this is not what the doctor ordered
This is you being run by one of Mother Nature's best floral, offerings
Served in arrays of arrangements
Bouquets and vacuum packed and not flagrant
G13 is my government agent
My government name is a recovering patient (Hello, I'm Michael and I'm a drug addict)
I've seen this industry clearer
Fronted weed in my bag and no money for the dealer
Exhale hazy grey clouds of smoke
Then I chase 'em all away 'cos when I'm being awoke
Time to smoke (Yo, yo, wake up, wake up)

[Hook]
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob
[Verse 2: The Alchemist]
(Let's dance!Everybody Drake hands
Bong and a blitz, a smoke and a cakepans (I mean, pancakes)
Stashing a waistband like a mace can
Blunt guts, stomach, intestine dumped in a waste can (Euuugh)
(Here, Holmes, have a hit of this yeska!)
Fill up a piñata with spliffs in the fiesta
Before and after I rap, I'm rolling up extra
On stage, waving a blunt like I'm directing an orchestra
(Goo goo g'joob) Uh!
I've seen the whole game foggy
Sleep on comforters and couches in the hotel lobby
I keep it stink, no shower, the funk flows off me
Smoke a ton of marijuana and sip gallons of coffee, yeah... uh!
Thou shall smoke
My ATM scream, telling me "You are now broke" (Hol' on, hol' on)
Delirious delirium, all of it is plant like Miriam?
Now I'm staring at the wall of a sanitarium, uh!
(Goo goo g'joob)

[Hook]
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob