Video Cursed Willy Wonka Sings A Song de Aaron Fraser Nash 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Aaron Fraser Nash - Cursed Willy Wonka Sings A Song Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Step into a world of pure imagination mum and dad they paid a lot for my remuneration -
But we left them pacing round and round in their frustration Thought on their vacation they would have a little fun but what they got was an abomination
Sold them AI marketing and fooled them with the pitch
It's like a Willy Wonka wonderland but ordered cheap from Wish -
I mean they paid so half a cup of Tesco lemonade -
Should do the trick and take a gummy bear - did you take two you little **** (cry)

[Pre-Chorus]
But save the best for last! I'll leave you all aghast
These mirrors came from LIDL but they're very special glass - cos right behind them lurks a darkness that will chill you to your bone -
Not even part of Roald Dahl's universe - but haha they'll never know!

[Chorus]
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
IT'S REACHING OUT ABOUT TO GRAB! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
A SILVER MASK AND CLOAK OF BLACK, MAKE ALL THE KIDDIES SCREAM - (NOOOOOO)
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
GOT ALL THE CHILDREN LOOKING SAD! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
IT'S LOOKING MEAN WILL IT ATTACK? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
YOU READ THE BOOK BUT NO YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT!

[Verse 2]
We hope you like the factory and hope you like this song
Now spare a minute for the river it's just chocolate painted on -
I would invite you to a tasting but you'll have to move along
We didn't budget for your happiness so all the bars are gone! -
Oh little Timmy's looking traumatized so have a cone with sprinkles
Didn't cater for a restroom so there's nowhere he can tinkle -
Most experimental edible a half a tub of Pringles oh just think of all the profit - makes my Willy Wonka tingle!
[Pre-Chorus]
But save the best for last! I'll leave you all aghast
These mirrors came from LIDL but they're very special glass - cos right behind them lurks a darkness that will chill you to your bone -
Not even part of Roald Dahl's universe - but haha they'll never know!

SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
IT'S REACHING OUT ABOUT TO GRAB! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
A SILVER MASK AND CLOAK OF BLACK, MAKE ALL THE KIDDIES SCREAM - (NOOOOOO)
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
GOT ALL THE CHILDREN LOOKING SAD! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
IT'S LOOKING MEAN WILL IT ATTACK? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
YOU READ THE BOOK BUT NO YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT!

[Bridge]
We used an AI script so don't blame us it's not our fault
You're saying that I'm greedier than that Veruca salt -
So sorry what did you expect for what you see is what you get Did you assume Timothee Chalamet would dance for you instead? -
Oh I'm not used to entertaining I'm a chocolate connoisseur!
Your kids they came here happy now they're leaving quite disturbed!
I see on social media I've really caused a stir - but will you get your money back? You get nothing good day sir!

[Chorus]
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
IT'S REACHING OUT ABOUT TO GRAB! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
A SILVER MASK AND CLOAK OF BLACK, MAKE ALL THE KIDDIES SCREAM - (NOOOOOO)
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
GOT ALL THE CHILDREN LOOKING SAD! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
IT'S LOOKING MEAN WILL IT ATTACK? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN!
YOU READ THE BOOK BUT NO YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT!