[Intro]
For twenty-seven years
I dreamt of you
Bill, Ben, Bev, Mikey, Richie, Eddie, Stanley
You're mine
[Chorus]
I was floating in my dreams
You were all there beside me
I heard screams and laughter
Blood drops, they splatter
A pitter-patter of Georgie's boots in the rain
And little cries the Denbroughs hear down the drain, oh yeah
Tears, they fell down my wishing well
From your parents, they're going through hell
It's somethin' I'll never understand
All I live for is the pleasure
I get from eatin' terrified humans, ah
[Verse 1]
Rise and shine, it's killing time
This gay man's got a little fear, he's mine
I'll bite through his chest 'til I reach his spine
Then smile at his lover boy, hi!
Now drown in a hundred thousand balloons
I know Mike's still in town, what's he up to?
Keeping an eye for my comeback, ooh
Get on the phone, Mike, call the crew
They all feel sick when they think of me
Is it 'cause I'm ugly? Tell me, Vickie
I know that you get picked on too
For that birthmark on your face, they're so cruel
I can get rid of that though, I'll blow it away
Just come a little closer and count with me
We'll do it after three, okay? One, two— om-nom-nom
Killing, killing, killing lots of stupid children
I find it so thrillin', especially when they run
But there's something better, a bitter-sweet pleasure
The Losers escaped, how'd they get so clever?
They worked together, now they're back, I better
Give 'em fortune cookies to remember
But don't run away, I was only playing
You should listen to Mike's plan, it's great
The clubhouse holds a shower cap, it's Stanley
It's a shame he couldn't cut it like his arteries (Haha)
Now, Beverly, what they say about Derry?
No one that dies here ever really dies
But tell me, who the hell'd you think you are
Mrs. Kersh's skirting boards, you vandalized
Now you'll pay the price, I'ma terrorize
Giant granny monster disguise on randomize
Run all you'd like, you just wet my appetite
I'll get my hands on you again, that's right
I'll scare you like I did Ben that time
Pretend to be you, and give him some signs
Lean into kiss him, he's on cloud nine
"You gross, fat swine, you will never be mine!"
[Chorus]
I was floating in my dreams
You were all there beside me
I heard screams and laughter
Blood drops, they splatter
A pitter-patter of Georgie's boots in the rain
And little cries the Denbroughs hear down the drain, oh yeah
Tears, they fell down my wishing well
From your parents, they're going through hell
It's somethin' I'll never understand
All I live for is the pleasure
I get from eatin' terrified humans
[Verse 2]
By the way, did you know Henry's on the run
And I give him his old switchblade for fun
He thinks Hockstetter's his chauffeur
He's a little bit crazy I concur
And he got his heart set on a Loser
Poor little Eddie, that'll leave a scar
And he just dealt with me as a bulimic lepper
I threw up all over his face, haha
Don't get any ideas for standing to me
The strangling, it wasn't really killing me
We all know you're weak, you're the scaredy-cat
If I get you alone, you'll be the first to go
What about you, Richie, what you afraid of?
It's not just clowns, does it involve love?
It's always right there, but you just can't share
You really can't tell anyone, can ya?
But I know your secret, your dirty little secret
I know your secret, your dirty little secret
Billy, where's Georgie, did you fake being poorly?
"You let me play in the rain alone, you lied didn't you Billy?
You lied and I died, you lied and I died"
He most certainly did, Georgie, how mean
Will the same thing happen to Dean? Probably
Billy, you're not a leader, you're like the little kids reaper, ha
Kids come near you, they disappear like, "Poof"
Come on, fight me, Billy, what you gon' do?
Oh no, not the Ritual of Chud, please don't trap me in a box
You know I'm only jokin'? Mike's plan, it sucks
Your little service gassed me up
Now like all my pretty red balloons, I'ma pop
Into a giant sense of arachnophobia
I trust you're all scared of spiders, aren't ya?
I'll catch you alone, in my home
One by one, break ya'
[Refrain]
But Eddie told 'em what, nearly made me stop
Making me feel small like an infant
They all crowd around, tryin' to break me down
Say I'm just a clown, it is workin', ow
Please don't kill this clown, I'm profound
Icon now, heading out
[Outro]
Please don't kill this clown, I'm profound
Icon now, heading out
Please don't kill this clown, I'm profound
Icon now, heading out
Please don't kill this clown, I'm profound
Icon now, heading out
Please don't kill this clown, I'm profound
Icon now, heading out
Please don't kill this clown, I'm profound
Icon now, heading out