Video Cursed Peppa Pig Sings A Song de Aaron Fraser Nash 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Aaron Fraser Nash - Cursed Peppa Pig Sings A Song Lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's such a lovely day let's go out and play!
It may be Halloween but it feels like early May -
Let's splash in muddy puddles laugh and cuddle run around and dig -
Then maybe later we'll dress up and trick or treat with Daddy Pig
But while I play and snort and chortle I unearth a creepy portal -
Slip and fall and warp to Hell my goodness me this place is awful
Everything is wrong, and everything is horrible
The good has turned to bad oh no I think I might be sick!

[Chorus]
I'M CURSED, TO SPEND MY LIFE IN THIS HELL
BRATWURST, AND CRISPY BACON AS WELL
BUT'S WHAT'S WORSE.. IS THAT I LOOK RATHER STRANGE
I'D RATHER BE A HAM THAN SPEND MY LIFE SO DOWNRIGHT DERANGED

[Verse 2]
I'm moving gingerly, as quiet as a mouse
Everything is back to front I really have my doubts -
Our childhood home is now a butchers shop they're selling little snouts
And over there's the school by George I think it's now a slaughterhouse!
The big bad wolf is loose and up to all his tricks
In Piggy Hell he huffs and puffs and even blows down bricks
I just saw my reflection in a puddle and I screamed
I've turned into a monster surely this is just a dream?
[Chorus]
I'M CURSED, TO SPEND MY LIFE IN THIS HELL
BRATWURST, AND CRISPY BACON AS WELL
BUT'S WHAT'S WORSE.. IS THAT I LOOK RATHER STRANGE
I'D RATHER BE A HAM THAN SPEND MY LIFE SO DOWNRIGHT DERANGED

[Verse 3]
I guess I'm evil - I'm a monster - I'm a freak
I tried to squeal but just let out a ghastly shriek -
I want to go home... to my family, before I'm in too deep!
To splash in muddy puddles and to play some hide and seek
The air smells like bacon, my mouth begins to foam
It's raining red salami but through Hell I have to roam
I splish I splash in every puddle which I do not know
But then I find the perfect one and flash it sends me home!

[Chorus]
I'M CURSED, TO SPEND MY LIFE IN THIS HELL
BRATWURST, AND CRISPY BACON AS WELL
BUT'S WHAT'S WORSE.. IS THAT I LOOK RATHER STRANGE
I'D RATHER BE A HAM THAN SPEND MY LIFE SO DOWNRIGHT DERANGED