[Verse 1]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
[Verse 2]
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
Yeah
[Verse 3]
Ohh
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God, I probably got the gono-co-co-coccus
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ah
[Outro]
Why does it, why does it
Why does it, why does it hurt when I pee?
[Spoken]
Tommy Mars, Ike Willis, David Logeman, Arthur Barrow, Ray White. Thanks for letting us play for you tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. And now back to the real world, quick, turn the records on so these people can dance and have a good time
(Thank you. No re- really.) Turn the records on