[Intro]
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
It's really a drag
Where's Kim Fowley? Send Kim Fowley up here to sing "Help, I'm A Rock"
[Verse 1]
(Vocalizations)
It's a drag being a rock
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
[Verse 2]
It's a drag being a cop
I think I'd rather be the mayor
Maybe I could get a job driving a bus
And pick some kids up in front of campus
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Maybe I could a, uh
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(Vocalizations)
[Instrumental]
[Outro]
Bow-meow
Bow-wow
Bow-wow
Yeah-Ah
Aw-yeah
Shake your money maker
[Spoken]
Bill Drake, ladies and gentlemen. Started up the radio.. many years ago. In honor of rock 'n roll, we'd like you to remember a rock 'n roll song. Gonna hear it in a minute. Here it comes! Yeah-Aw! Get ready for it. Shhh, shhh. Here it comes, the rock 'n roll song. Shh. Dip-dip, yeah-yeah-yeah. Ay man, I'm an italian vocal group from the Bronx uh, I [?] and he said uh, "I want all the publishing rights on dip-dip-dip. And if you don't dip-dip-dip good enough, I'll put you on stage [?] theater." So, the flying spiders, formerly the emerald bulldogs, we recorded this song. Is everybody ready for dip-dip-dip? Dip-dip-dip