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Ahmet Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Live At The Palladium 10 31 81 Show 1 Lyrics

[Intro]
Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! (A what!)
An asshole!

[Verse 1]
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
And you're an asshole
Broken hearts are for assholes
And you're an asshole too (That's right)
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole

No no no, yeah yeah yeah
I said you are an asshole!

[Verse 2]
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape
Just to givе it a try

And Dagmar
Was his name
The whiskers sticking out from
Undеrneath of his pancake make-up
Nearly drove you insane
And so you kissed a little sailor
Who had just blew in from Spain
You pulled a chain attached to the permanently erected nipples of Jimmy
In a bow, salute to her
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
And acted like it was cocaine
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
(Wow!)
In a way you can't explain
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Which gave your back an awful strain
But you came back on Sunday for the Gong Show
But you forgot what I was sayin'
[Chorus]
'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right!
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes!
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right!
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
AHH!

[Verse 3]
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole
A what? An asshole! You're right!
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say

[Bridge]
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
FIST FUCK
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wristwatch Crisco!
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
AY
[Outro]
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute (Ayayaya)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute (Ayayaya)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute (Ayayayaya)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer

Aw, I knew you'd be surprised!