Video Based On A True Story de Ahmet Zappa 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Ahmet Zappa - Based On A True Story Lyrics

When I was younger
There was stuff I liked to do
Like bury my sisters' dolls
My brother and I we would
Take Barbie by her feet and rub
Her face in something
I can't say on the radio

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I'm too lazy to fly a kite
What kinda mischief am I
In tonight
Too lazy to fly a kite
Gonna blow my neighbors
Up with Dynamite

Tie a rope around a stuffed
Spider monkey's head
Throw it over some power lines
And drop it on some cars

Boy that dental floss
Is pretty good stuff
It never broke on me
Unless the car hit the monkey
When I was younger
I had a big wheel
I used to ride it
Off the diving board

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I had a rabbit
My doggy found it and...
Ate that bad boy

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Solo

When I was younger
I could pop a wheelie
Lee Majors was the Bionic Man

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I'm too lazy to fly a kite
What kinda mischief am I
In tonight
What kind of mistress
Am I in tonight
Now that I'm older
I don't understand
Why they don't make
Pajamas with booties
For a man