Video Lard Lad de Alan Douches 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Douches - Lard Lad Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Greed beckons greed
Colossal, demonic
Astronomers warn
A disturbance ionic

[Pre-Chorus]
He won't get it back
The donut colossal
He awakens the wrath
Of the fifty foot eyesores

[Chorus]
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Value wears a neon sombrero
And there's not a single church or library
To offend the eye

[Verse 2]
Advertising's to blame
For this rampage of giants
A Lard Lad, enraged
And Brockman turns violent

[Pre-Chorus]
An agency man
Knows the mascots' Achilles
Without the attention
Thеy fall to their knees
[Chorus]
Ah, the Miracle Milе!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Value wears a neon sombrero
And there's not a single church or library
To offend the eye

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads (oh, oh, oh)
Sparing the children (ah, ah, ah, oh, oh)
Destroying the school instead (oh, oh, oh)

[Interlude]
The town has been saved
Now the worst has all happened
Unless you're an orphan
Or basketball captain
But heed my advice
The demons are rising
That's what you welcome
When you trust advertising

[Outro]
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
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