Video Jones From Indiana de Alan Douches 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Douches - Jones From Indiana Lyrics

[Attempt at follow-along lyrics:]

The "product"
We refer to
Is well equipped
In the service abilities
Of your common woman

Though in our opinion
We have manufactured her
To be far surperior
To that of any "common" woman

(Defective product has been known to wreak havoc)
There are, of course, risks to be taken
(Upon small villages and town folk, and town folk)

(Just sign here, initial here)
[?]
(Then sign here, here, and here)

Your signature waives responsibility from Jones Inc
We apologize for any inconvenience

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[Official lyrics from the vinyl insert:]

The "product" we refer to is well equipped
In the service abilities of your common woman
Though in our opinion (and many others)
We have manufactured her to be far superior
To that of any "common" woman
There are, of course, risks to be taken
Though we rarely receive complaints from our clients
(That unreadable fine print)

Defective product
Has been known to wreak havoc upon small villages and town folk

(Make that sweet green philosophical love)

Just sign here, initial here, then sign here, here, and here

(Your signature waives responsibility from Jones Inc
We apologize for any inconvenience)

Twelve months later...
Client: She's falling apart and she killed my dog
Sales representative: (silence)
Client: You know that once she swam in beauty?
Sales representative: That's true
Client: Well, where did it go?