[Onboard Access Hollywood bus: Trump, Unknown & Billy Bush]
You know and I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. She used to be great. She’s still very beautiful. I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married. That’s huge news. No, no. Nancy. No this was [Inaudible] And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’ I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit. In the purple. Whoa, the Donald is good! Whoa, my man! Look at you. You are a pussy.
[Leaving Access Hollywood bus: Trump & Billy Bush]
Maybe it’s a different one.
It better not be the publicist. No, it’s her. It’s her.
Yeah, that’s her, with the gold. I’ve gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want.
Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. Oh, nice legs, huh? Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s good legs. Go ahead.
It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus. Like Ford. Gerald Ford, remember?
Down below. Pull the handle.
(To Arianne Zucker) Hello. How are you? Hi.
[Entering Access Hollywood set: Trump, Arianne Zucker & Billy Bush]
Hi Mr. Trump. How are you? Pleasure to meet you.
Nice Seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush?
Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, Arianne?
I’m doing very well, thank you. [To Trump] Are you ready to be a soap star?
We’re ready. Let’s go. Make me a soap star.
How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.
Would you like a little hug, darling?
Absolutely. Melania said this was OK.
How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus. Here we go. Excellent. Well, you’ve got a nice co-star here.
Good. After you. Come on, Billy, don’t be shy.
As soon as a beautiful woman shows up, he just takes off. This always happens.
I’m sorry. Come here.
Let the little guy in here, come on.
Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now? Better? I should actually be in the middle.
It’s hard to walk next to a guy like this. Yeah, you get in the middle. There we go.
Good. That’s better.
This is much better. This is-
That’s better.
Now if you had to choose, honestly, between one of us: me or the Donald?
Trump: “I don’t know, that’s some tough competition.
Seriously, you had to take one of us as a date.
I’ll have to take the fifth on that one.
Really?
Yup. I’ll take you both.
Which way?
Make a right. Here we go.
Here he goes. I’m gonna leave you here. Give me my microphone. OK. OK. Oh, you’re finished?
You’re my man. Yeah. Oh, good.