[Intro: Donald Trump]
I beat China all the time
When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in aTokyo
When do we beat Mexico at the border
They\'re laughing at us
They\'re bringing drugs
They\'re bringing crime
They\'re rapists
The big lie, Obamacare
5 billion, we spent on a website
I hire people, they make me a website, it costs me three dollars
We need a leader that wrote the art of the deal
Free Trade is wonderful if you have smart people
We have people who are stupid
I\'m really rich
Are you running
Are you not running
I am offically running for President of the United States
[Verse 1: Aad]
Trump, the dump
The difference is minimal
You can call me a criminal
Cuz out right, I’m just killing him
Rights that he’s been taking, putting whips our back
You know I’m out here all day just stealing em back
Then deflate-gate can begin in his head
Cuz right now he needs a reality check
Before he says something that he’ll really regret
But even then he’ll be writing more checks
He wants us to divide into sects
And he wants to build a wall, yet he’s friends with the Mexicans
Yes we can
Listen to me cuz there’s nothing left
Trump should be doing right, but he’s taking lefts
Is this the president who coming next?
Cuz then I’m booking a flight right now, to Winnipeg
Consider this a message that\'s been delivered and sent
You can call official I’m running for president
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[Hook: Aad]
Book my flight today
Because I’m afraid to say
That our nation will burn away
The second that Trump gets what he wants
Book my flight today
Because I’m afraid to say
That our nation will burn away
The second that Trump gets what he wants
[Verse 2: Aad]
Donald, he’s hollow
He speaks so much to the point where he can’t even swallow
The fact
That he’s only in this race until people find a funnier act
When he loses he’ll lie about he should’ve won, in this run
And then it’s on to next, on, on the next one
While he sits his butt on his couch getting his Chex on
Hoping when he pops the bag open people gonna swarm
And when no one comes, he’ll be bummed
Because he’ll never stop hearing about his choke
How he had so much fire, but not a single hope
Seriously gotta make his mom bring the soap
Tell me, have you heard what comes outta of this kids throat?
Says he wants to make America great again
So, how come he only talks about him
He did say one thing thought-provoking and interesting
And it made me think what idiot thinks he’s intelligent
[Hook: Aad]
Book my flight today
Because I’m afraid to say
That our nation will burn away
The second that Trump gets what he wants
Book my flight today
Because I’m afraid to say
That our nation will burn away
The second that Trump gets what he wants
[Verse 3: Aad]
Apparently, everybody is bad
Excuse me, everybody but Trump and the friends that he has
Says Mexico is only sending the bad
Teaching hate of other people who wear a hijab
Telling followers everyone hates the American man
But doesn’t realize this wasn’t always American Land
It’s really crazy the way he speaks, it makes me sad
Someone needs to tell him to hang up the wig and scram
I mean what’s up with him
Spewing trash out his mouth, man there’s no muffing him
It\'s exactly what’s causing all of these ruffians
To bring America suffering
Because of his huffing and puffing
What happens when he bankrupts again
[Outro: Aad]
Yeah
I think I should end it right there
Before I go a little too far
See you later Trump