[Intro: Brett Bair]
Is there anyone on stage?
Is there anyone on stage?
Well, the rules for tonight; shrink government
Thirty seconds
Well, the rules for tonight; shrink government
Without further adieu, let\'s begin
[Verse 1: Jeb Bush (Chris Wallace) Megyn Kelly]
In Florida they call me Jeb. I\'m proud of my brother
(You are a criminal) I\'ve got a record in Florida
We\'ve done it twenty-seven times since World War II
(But he says you do nothing) True
But I have said that Mr. Trump\'s earned legal status
Really mirrored what we said is ridiculous, tragic
I believe we can do this the right way
And with low expectations, dumb down everything
They call me Veto Corleone. What?
Education, the Bloomberg Foundation
Border enforcement means you pay a fine
I\'ve read the book about this, over an extended period of time
[Verse 2: Donald Trump (Brett Bair)]
(Mr. Trump) Murders, crime
I\'ve been challenged, and I don\'t have time
The person that wins, if it\'s not me
Have a good time as the Republican nominee
What am I saying? I\'m leading by a bit
But you know what? We will win
Drugs pouring across the border, it\'s fun
And we need brain. Trump, Trump, Trump
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[Verse 3: Scott Walker (Megyn Kelly)]
(Governor Scott Walker) Thanks. I\'m a guy with a Harley
The voters in Wisconsin, they tried to recall me
You know, people like Hilary Clinton lead from behind
We find mush, push, at least in my wife
I ran a messed up law enforcement
One article called me aggressively normal
First off, I\'d like to repeal Obamacare
I ask for your vote, because I was worried for America
[Hook: Mike Huckabee (Megyn Kelly)]
(Fat pigs, dogs, slobs) Illegals
(Disgusting animals) Prostitutes, drug dealers
Pimps, all the people freeloading off the system
And of course, I\'m talking about Hilary Clinton
(Fat pigs, dogs, slobs) Illegals
(Disgusting animals) Prostitutes, drug dealers
Pimps, all the people freeloading off the system
And of course, I\'m talking about Hilary Clinton
[Verse 4: Chris Wallace (Brett Bair)Megyn Kelly]
(President Vladimir Putin started a campaign)
(Hardliners in Iran chant Lebron James)
Well, that\'s awkward. We\'re just gonna shout out the names
Mike Huckabee, he unleashed a can, if you know what I\'m saying
We should favor a constitutional amendment
Banning responsibility. The Mexican government
Did a great job running your state of Wisconsin
Government is stupid, Florida is toxic
The last president bamboozled the American people
And you say everyone from 2002 is illegal
Could you please address Senator Cruz?
Why not use this debate to share your proof?