[Vocals: Donald Trump, Kenneth "Lil' KC" Copeland, Joe "Joe.I.Am" Biden & Ted "CanCruz" Cruz]
[Intro]
Do you think that general Patton was woke?
I don't think so. What do you think, Mike?
(Woke woke, woke woke)
Mike, was you woke? I don't think so
(Woke woke, woke woke)
I don't think he was too woke!
[Chorus]
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (WHOA!)
You know what woke means? It means you're a loser (ha-ha!)
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (wooo!)
Everything woke turns to shit (git up!)
[Verse 1]
This is a sick culture, and our country is a disaster
And it's going to die before your very eyes (argh!)
Women's soccer team was supposed to easily win, but they went woke
The one with the purple hair, she didn't play too well
She went woke, take a look
Everything goes bad, but it's true about woke
Do you think that general Patton was woke?
[Pre-Chorus]
It's crazy (it's crazy), I've never seen (I've never seen)
Anything so stupid in my life (what??)
[Chorus]
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (WHOA!)
You know what woke means? It means you're a loser (ha-ha!)
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (wooo!)
Everything woke turns to shit (prrt)
[Verse 2]
Our country was so respected, nobody was gonna mess with us
And then this clown (hahaha), he got in office
So like, the captain of a ship:
"Let's jump off first before the passengers!
I'm gettin' the hell outta here."
I could just see this, the leadership of the Taliban standing there
Somebody walking up: "Sir! The soldiers have left!"
[Pre-Chorus]
It's crazy (it's crazy), I've never seen (I've never seen)
Anything so stupid in my life (what??)
[Chorus]
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (WHOA!)
You know what woke means? It means you're a loser (ha-ha!)
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (wooo!)
Everything woke turns to shit (git up!)
[Verse 3]
You know what? I believe totally in your freedoms, I do
Where you gotta do, what you have to do
But! I recommend, take the vaccines, I did it, it's good
Take the vaccines, but you got... [crowd starts booing]
Nah, that's okay, it's alright, you got your freedoms (freedom!)
But I happen to take the vaccine (hah!)
[Pre-Chorus]
It's crazy (it's crazy), I've never seen (I've never seen)
Anything so stupid in my life (what??)
[Chorus]
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (WHOA!)
You know what woke means? It means you're a loser (ha-ha!)
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke (wooo!)
Everything woke turns to shit (prrt)