I was a sinner, a real bad kid
What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did
Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter
Took a whiz on the school computer
He took a whiz
Oh, yes, he did!
But now, I've changed, you can't deny
Come on up... and testify!
Testify! Testify!
Come on up and testify!
My hip's misbehavin'!
Testify!
Gotta nicotine cravin'!
Testify!
There's a cramp in my glaven!
Testify!
Testify!
Testify!
Testify! Testify!
Come on up and tesitfy!
Bart's the boy of the hour
He's got the power!
So raise your voice and don't be shy!
Testi-, testi
Teess-tii
FYY!
Testify! Testify!
Come on up and testify!