This place is a diamond
But it's trapped in the rough
Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's, "
So enough of your guff
Here's my new idea
To sell both beer and grub
We will turn this filthy dive
Into a proper old-time British pub
Darts and meat pies
And lager in pint glasses
What a classy way
To get drunk off your asses!
Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
So why don't we all screw it let's renovate