You took a twenty-karat diamond
And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream
You're like X-Men number three
In a mylar bag
You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag
You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep
Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
In me fav'rite film... The Deep
You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize
Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease
You're a sundae underneath
Two great big cherries
Keep in mind they're only
Temporar-ar-ies
Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you
And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven?
Hooray!
And they're all mine!