Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?
Marge
I thought it was toe-tappin' fun
Homer
Singing is the lowest form of communication
Marge
Homer, you sing all the time
Homer
No, I don't. I hate to rhyme
Lisa
You like musicals, don't you, Dad?
Homer
No, I don't. I think they're bad
They're fake and phony
And totally wrong
Bart
Wake up, Dad
You're singing a song!
Homer
I wouldn't! I couldn't!
I hate that stuff!
Marge
Now, Homer, listen
I've had enough
In our family videos
We have plainly seen
You're a singing dancing
Entertainment machine!