The Simpsons have gone to another land
I've got something sticky on my hands
India is worlds apart
A white guy runs the Kwik-E-Mart
Selma and I got to meet our hero
Then they dumped me when I went all queer-o
I'm not a god, I'm just a man
But you got us a dental plan
Yes, he got us a dental plan
Yes, he got us a dental plan!