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Accordionchick - Blackbeard Vs Ferdinand Magellan Lyrics

[Verse 1: Blackbeard]
I'm here to Edward Teach a lesson
To this ugly rappin' felon
This battle sea's far from peaceful
Ya hear that, Magellan?
My crew will get ya and hold you captive
On the Queen Anne
But if you try and punch my face
I'll chop off your hand!
Why would they name a straight after you, queer?
You're just a little sissy explorer
I'm notorious and feared!
Sorry pal, you're journey's
Gonna have a slight delay!
Off with your head, bitch
Skulls and bones all the way!

[Verse 2: Ferdinand Magellan]
Time to add a little Spice
To this battle of wits
And show this buccaneer he's just a queer
Not worth his own shit!
You've got no place in rapping
Get your ass back to the West Indies
Terrifying?
God, you've got to be kidding me!
I know you want my booty
But you can't have it ya butt pirate
Take one step closer to me
And my crew will riot!
Edward Teach?
Ha! Lamest name in history!
You may have ruled over the Atlantic
But I own the Seven Seas!
[Verse 3: Blackbeard]
You say you own the seas
But I don't quite get your position!
How can you say you're great?
You died on your own expedition!
You're a weak Portuguese chicken
I'm damn strong and tough!
I'd even shoot my own crew
If they weren't loyal enough!
I'm best known for blood and guts and gore
And I love it!
I've got such badass facial hair
People feared me 'cause of it!
It'll be "BOOM BOOM POW"
Until your ships have sank
Come on, surrender like a bitch
And walk the plank!

[Verse 4: Ferdinand Magellan]
You're sick Blackbeard, and I don't mean evil
I mean queasy!
I'd make a racist joke about your beard
But that'd be too easy!
Pirate?
Nah, more like glorified gold digger
You say that I'm the sissy?
You won't even pull the trigger!
I'm a better explorer than Cortés
And Columbus combined!
X marks the spot in a place
Your stupid ass could never find!
My rhymes will slice your head off a second time
Like a verbal guillotine!
You've come to an end, Blackbeard
'Cause this is your Philippines!