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Neo:
Hi you little bitch, welcome to the Matrix
In here the force is lame compared to our leet tricks
Yo Momma's so fat, she looks just like Jabba
My disses are hot, they flow and burn like lava
You think that you’re tough, talking your smack?
Ha! you were a slave before you even turned black!
You're a little boy who couldn't get what he wanted and turned
If you weren’t such a jerk maybe you'd see power has to be earned

Anakin:
Mr. Anderson. Welcome to your own personal hell
You're a loser, a dumbass, and hot damn, you smell
You died at the end of the Matrix. How sad
Bet you wished for that blue pill, you stupid old cad
What if I told you to suck my damn ass?
In the rap world I'm a motherfucking Boss Nass
You don't stand a chance, boy. I know kung fu!
I finished Attack Of The Clones, I can sure as hell finish you!

Neo:
You never knew your dad, guess that makes you a bastard
I mean what's wrong with you, you even tried to kill your own master?
Now use the force to grasp this situation
You need to calm down with all this aggravation
Anakin:
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with
A better opponent for me would have been Agent Smith
I knew not my dad, yes, but I'm glad I’M not your father
Go fuck a machine, you’ve become quite a bother

Harry Potter:
Gosh! Both your verses were like Revenge of the Shit!
I'm now reloaded for revolution! Can’t you see it?!
Luke's not your child, I entered Padame's chamber of secrets
And choosing a girl that ugly, Neo? I know I'd have regrets
I’m the best Chosen One. I defeated a giant snake!
Stopped dementors and death eaters, with many lives on stake!
Expecto Patronum! Alakazam!
I'll banish both your asses right to Azkaban!