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Accordionchick - Phoenix Wright Vs Professor Layton Lyrics

[Verse 1: Phoenix Wright]
HOLD IT!
No need to be introduced
My name is in the title
I'm here to finish this case quick
So let me take out my files
We may have had a crossover
On the Nintendo DS
But when I overlooked your detective work
All I got was a bunch of BS
Professor Hershel Layton
Shouldn't you be in L.A. Noire?
With that stupid hat of yours
I'm surprised you haven't solved any cases so far
Go back to Gressen-HELL-er
I'm gonna be your Last Specter
By the time I have you locked up
I'll give you your Unwound Future

[Verse 2: Professor Layton]
So you say you're an Ace Attorney huh?
Don't be a joker
It's time you Wright up your resignation
Go back to playing Poker
You hate the way I dress?
Look at your god damn hair!
I see you were a pianist back then
Well, nobody cares
All your unsolved cased clients
Will now come over to my side
'Cause you can never find the solution
Of a mystery without a fight
I'm representing London
You represent Sonic the Hedgehog
Now prepare to feel the rhymes
With tons of Layton
[Verse 3: Phoenix Wright]
OBJECTION!
It's time I introduce to you my first witness
She's a top knot chick, ace spiritualist
And my assistant
She's gonna prove my point
That you'll die with your girlfriend's grave
Your honor, I will now call up to the stand
Maya Fey

[Verse 4: Professor Layton]
OBJECTION BACK AT YA!
I wanna introduce you to a someone from me
He's been on my side
Ever since I met him in Misthallery
And he's gonna prove to YOU
That your facts are nothing but flukes
Let's keep this going, I call to the stand
My apprentice, Luke

[Verse 5: Maya Fey]
Enter the Spirt Medium-In-Training
Here to put this kid to bed
Just like Layton's girl
I'll leave your 10 year old ass dead
It isn't hard to find a loop hole
Around your horrible rhymes
In fact your terrible lyrics
Should be considered a crime
Quit talking to animals, Ace Ventura
It's no impressive skill dude
Your friendship with Flora makes me laugh
Like the name, Dick Gumshoe
Your chances of winning this battle
Is rare like you taking off your hat
How can you lead your master to success
If all you do is talk to cats?
[Verse 6: Luke Triton]
Here's Trition, and I'm gonna be
Making these fools dying
That mystery is true in this book I see
And I ain't lying
You used to be a waitress
So how about you go and get me a drink?
You helped in some trials
But the one thing you couldn't do was think
I'm like the Watson to the Sherlock
The Robin to The Batman
Can we solve a case that's hard to crack?
The answer is YES WE CAN
The name is Luke Trition
Last name after the Son of Posiedon
So leave like how your mother felt
About the DL-6 Incident

[Verse 7: Maya Fey]
Such bullshit!
You're raps are disgusting
Like your "legendary" appetite
I have the Edgeworth chance of beating you
With my feminine might
I have my Wrights as the co-counsel
And it's the future I've earned
So I'm gonna shatter you into pieces
Just like I did to the Sacred Urn
[Verse 8: Luke Triton]
No puzzle, not even a bitch
Can stop Layton's apprentice
You're making me lose my temper
So suck my British dick
This little boy will kick your ass
Leaving you with blisters
Now I sentence this bitch to death
Just like they did to your sister

[Verse 9: Phoenix Wright]
You have no more evidence to prove
If you were the better rapper
Everything about your raps skills
Are nothing but pure crap, sir
I don't have time for you
I have to be with Marvel Vs Capcom, now I'm late
So I guess this court is now adjourned
So let's say that I rest my case

[Verse 10: Professor Layton]
A gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved
So let's put together the pieces
Every rhyme you spit smells worse
Than your barn full of feces
I think I've solved the mystery
That's right, I've got it figured now
That you're nothing but a finger pointer
So get the fuck out