Video Princess Peach Vs Xena de Accordionchick 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Accordionchick - Princess Peach Vs Xena Lyrics

Xena:
I’M LAWLESS! SO LET’S START THIS!
Show this little bitch who’s the Warrior Princess!
From now until the finish you’ll wish that this battle was through
Like all those dudes in Mushroom Kingdom I’ve gotta say, you’re screwed
You've gotten captured by Bowser again? Zeus DAMN!
Madame, you'll be slammed with my razor chakram!
I’m the Destroyer of Nations, where you’re a cake-baking fool
Prepare to feel my boots as you’re crushed like a Toadstool

Peach:
You may think that I’m all pissed but in truth I’m just peachy
Your verses are more discordant than Bowser Junior’s screeching!
Ha-Chaa! I’ll bitch slap you to another dimеnsion!
Don’t you know winning is Princess Peach’s invention?
Likе a Super Slugger I’m gonna knock you right out of the closet
You’re insane, may I suggest a straightjacket for a corset?
Time to twirl my parasol to deflect your shitty disses
M-M-M-Mama Mia! I'm the TRUE RAPPING PRINCESS!

Xena:
I've battled and teamed up with the mighty Hercules
My rhymes get delivered faster than a flying Hermes
Cease and freeze and seize up I as pinch your pressure points
I know you can fight, but all you’ve done is disappoint
Peach:
My raps are Sa-Weet! And yours just plain suck!
If you’re aiming for first place, I’m afraid you’re out of luck!
I have my own freakin game, that just proves that I’m freakin awesome
Now that you’ve invoked my Fury you’ll get to face the Peach Blossom