Video Sheldon Cooper Vs Gregory House de Accordionchick 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Accordionchick - Sheldon Cooper Vs Gregory House Lyrics

House:
Actually, if you don't mind, it's just House, so stop your antics
Leave me alone please so I can simply diss this Praying Mantis
So I've popped a few pills, I'm surprised your 'friends' haven't
If I were them, when I met you I would have hired an Assassin
I came wanting a challenge, I don't surmise that I'm surprised
They said you were a genius but we all know everybody lies
I'll knock knock knock around your inferior brain
You unintelligent buffoon, your ass is insane!

Cooper:
I'm not insane. My mother had me tеsted
Yet that you're in my spot as winnеr is a falsehood not contested
Your chances of prevailing are clearly Lilliputian
I'll out-rebuke you so violent you'll need a blood transfusion
You're as soft as a kitty, and as irrational as one too
And of course your physics failures are completely misconstrued!
I could reach down to your level and give you the finger
Time to whip you faster than I vociferate "Bazinga!"

House:
Your rhymes are inbearable, in the words of your mom, a sin!
Nothing will numb my mind to listen to this shit, not even Vicodin!
I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem!
What kind of pain! You! My neck is freaking throbbin!
I need to find an answer to this puzzle, I have the Rubik's complex
But the only thing I've solved is why you'll NEVER HAVE SEX!
You may be intelligent, but I'm smarter than you & your gang
You're the only scientist that will never get the "big bang"
Cooper:
No shit, Sherlock, Coitus Kills. I've known it since I was five
Isolate my raps, they'll just be left to thrive
I'm an intellectual physicist & an even better lyricist
This geezer got dissed, quit getting so pissed
I just don't know where to begin, a military brat hopped up on Vicodin
Facing off the best sesquipidalian wherein you stand and limp and grin
Your only friend is James Wilson! You're a worse man than Wil Wheaton!
I'm almost done getting under your skin! YOU'VE BEEN KNOCKED DOWN LIKE A WALL IN BERLIN!