Video Twilight Sparkle Vs Merlin de Accordionchick 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Accordionchick - Twilight Sparkle Vs Merlin Lyrics

Sparkle:
Twilight Sparkle stepping up against this old weirdo
Time to show you--ass kicking's just Lesson Zero
I may be a little pony, but I trample like a stallion
The Mane Six could take you, Arthur & his whole battalion
This battle's already over and it ends with me as the winner
Bitch please, I rock hard like Lynard Skynard
You're an old magician ? Ain't that cute
I'm a princess bitch, so drop that bathroom suit

Merlin:
Step back and prepare to see some actual magic
A little pony expects to battle? Oh. How tragic
Shut up weakling, I'm the great and powerful trixter
I'm sure even you've even read I'm the best of all wizards
My rhyme scheme is impeccable; while your shit raps are terrible
My skills are incredible, and your show is unbearable
I'm much smarter than you! I can find Excalibur!
And I'm definitely not afraid of a little ball of fur!

Sparkle:
Dear Princess Celestia, I hope you're doing well
I'm just about to send this muggle of a geezer to hell
Look at this asshole, acting like he's the best
Messing with this Alicorn is something I don't suggest
I was crowned, but that doesn't mean I'm useless
You're a wrinkly dumbass, but that's just my two cents
I think it's almost about time I trashed this nuicance
Hey hobo I'm done here, dueces
Merlin:
Well Higitus Figitus, ain't this a pisser!
Don't make me shove Caledfwlch straight up your kisser!
This'll teach you to step off, stop messin' with the greats
How bout you just teleport right outta my face?
Friendship is worthless, Come On, Come and enter my tower
Forget that plumber, this is the true flower power
This ain't Equestria, and I'm the king of tricks
So lemme tell ya, legends and bitch's don't mix