Video Dorothy Gale Vs Alice Kingsleigh de Accordionchick 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Accordionchick - Dorothy Gale Vs Alice Kingsleigh Lyrics

Dorothy:
We were off to see the wizard when we ran into this whack!
You seeing things, Ally? I think you're on meth and crack!
Talkin' flowers, shrinky bottles, what else can I say?
Carrol was writing on acid and his mind was astray
I'm not sure if you look more like a worm or a troll
You followed the White Rabbit? You let him in your keyhole?
I'm tellin' the truth here, not trying to be an asshole
But I've seen prettier monkies flying from the witch's castle

Alice:
Curiouser and curiouser! And by that, I meant your face
You're the Joker of this card game, whereas I'm the rap Ace
Try to catch up, you're late, you're very late
My foot and your ass have a very important date
I took on the Jabberwocky, you're cowardly & I'm not lion'
You'll be leaving this place, beaten, scarred, and cryin'
You're as brainless as the Scarecrow, and like the Tin Man, you're screwed
I'll get you, Miss Piggie, and your little dog too!

The Scarecrow:
I may not have a brain, but I can rap quick as lightning
Spitting flows as psychedelic as that cat so frightening!
We're the rulers of rap, while your lines are lackin'
Leave the rappin' to us, go back to futterwackin'!
The Hatter:
Happy Unbirthday to you! Here, have a present
We're beating you both 364 days a year, 10/6ths percent!
Let's give you a push down the rabbithole with such a quick descent
You'll be so battered with rhymes, it'll be more than unpleasant

Dorothy:
I'm droppin' flows like I was dropping fucking houses
Your story is old while mine is still read by thousands
I'll click my heels together & wish this bitch away
Just follow the road, Tweedledumbass. It's thataway

Alice:
Do you have some hay in your crotch that's causing some itching?
We're all mad here, so I don't want to hear your bitching
I'll make a twister with my rhymes and send them over the rainbow
I'll kick you so hard that you won't be in Kansas anymore!