Ā tsurai sore wa tsurai
Maikai onaji koto no kurikaeshi de
Ā itai sore wa itai
Chigai machigai sagashi owaranai ne
Sā mitai? Dore mo mitai
Baka ga yajirushi-uma o mite iru
Kimi mo onajida yo
Tōnan shapei haku hā-chū
Rāmen-Man
Baka mitaina kashida na
Kikinagashite kure
Sorenara koko de mō ikkai
Nani mo kangaezu ni odotte kure yo!
Tsuide ni aishite mite kure!
"Ha?"
Dō ka futari de konomama de saihate aizō no uzu e
Kanashī toka iwanaide fukashigina ikimonodesho?
Dō ka futari de koko mama de sayonara aizō no uzu e
Nigekonda saki ni wa sore Tōkyō!
Sore Tōkyō!
Ā shinitai mata shinitai
Kurai kizutsuite bakkana jinseidesu
Mō yametai mō yametai
No ni yame rarenai no kono yonotsunedesu
Ai sa retai ai sa retai
Kedo nani ni mo shinjite inainode
A, ā, ā
Shikatanai ka
Damashi damashi ai bakka shi
Bakashi bakashi au no ga Tōkyō
Sayonara suru no wa
Yappari yotei chōwa
Kanashi kanashī no ni
Sabishi sabishī no ni
Yurushi yurushi yurushite hoshī to omotta!
Sorenara ai shite mite kure!
"Hai (wara)"
Dō ka futari de konomama de saihate aizō no uzu e
Kanashī toka iwanaide fukashigina ikimonodesho?
Dō ka futari de koko mama de sayonara aizō no uzu e
Nigekonda saki ni wa sore Tōkyō!
Sore Tōkyō!
Sō ka watashi ne sorekara ne naku shite shimatta no ka
Nakunatta mono bakari kazoete iki teru no ka
Dō ka watashi e sonomama de konomama de kawaranaide ne
Dōka futari de konomama de saihate aizō no uzu e
Kanashī toka iwanaide fukashigina ikimonodesho?
Dō ka futari de koko mama de sayonara aizō no uzu e
Nigekonda saki ni wa sore Tōkyō!
Sore Tōkyō!